Indiana Pacers @ Cleveland Cavaliers
Wednesday, March 17th
7:00 pm EST
Quicken Loans Arena
Cleveland, Ohio
Quick. Can somebody get me the phone number for (a) the owner of the Cleveland Browns and (b) a speedy delivery service that can get a package to the Cavs locker room immediately?
No?
Well, what’s that leave us?
Let’s see…Danny has given LeBron a challenge, occasionally. Maybe he can…Oh…Right. So with Danny out, well… I’m having trouble going any further down that path without visions of LeBron being guarded by Mike Dunleavy or Luther Head, so we’ll just look elsewhere.
Pound it into Roy? OK…two games vs. Cleveland, Roy’s averaged 4 points, 3 rebounds, and 5.5 fouls in just over 20 minutes a night.
So, if you can’t go through Danny, and you can’t go through Roy, your next best option on this team is…
is…
is…
OK. Let’s use the emergency backup plan.
If you’re not driving, I’d start now. And none of that Protestant Bushmill’s.
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Tim Donahue is an editor and lead writer for 8 Points, 9 Seconds. He lives in Fishers, Indiana, and has been around long enough to dimly remember watching the Pacers play way back in the days of the old Fairgrounds Coliseum. You can find him tweeting about the Pacers @TimDonahue8p9s.
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Wire reference!
Great point here Tim, lol. We got nothing in this game. Hit the bottle
I still haven’t figured out how to work the Dierdre Kresson crime scene investigation scene into one of these.
Well, I have. I just don’t think ESPN would appreciate it.