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Detlef Schrempf

I missed the episode of Parks and Recreation last night featuring the former and current Pacers, so I’ll leave the descriptoring up to to Trey Kerby of The Basketball Jones.

Aside from the fact that Tom Haverford obviously needs to be educated on the difference between a strike and a lockout, this seems like the kind of thing all NBA players should be doing to scrape together some dough during this work stoppage. 75 percent of an NBA salary is nothing to wear an ornamental scarf sneeze at. High five.

Indeed.

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Roy Hibbert on Parks and Recreation

by Jared Wade on September 29, 2011 at 5:06 pm · 1 comment

I watched the first season of the NBC sitcom Parks and Recreation but didn’t particularly care for it. Everyone told me season two was when it gets good and I’m sure it does but I’ve yet to bother. I have since caught a dozen or so episodes here and there, including the telethon one with Detlef Schrempf, but other than Azia Anzari (most notably here), I just don’t find it that funny.

No matter.

What should interest you, however, is that the show takes place in the fair state of Indianapolis Indiana, and tonight the Pacers affable center Roy Hibbert will make his acting debut with an extended cameo. No word on exactly what he will be doing (or maybe there is if you listen to this whole interview … I didn’t), but if his performance on TV is anything like it was on the court last December and January, it is sure to be a laugh riot.

Tom Lewis of Indy Cornrows highlighted an entertaining part of the experience.

When Hibbert got the call from his agent telling him that he would get the chance to be on the show, Roy was nervous, thinking that he had been trading to Minnesota.

I wasn’t sure if I was going to be on the show or not and literally after I called all of my Area55 members to tell them they made it for season two, I got a phone call and I was scared to death because it was like the day of or the day before I heard the rumors about me getting traded to Minnesota. So everybody in the office, when they heard my phone ring, and I said it was my agent,…dead quiet and I thought I was getting traded to Minnesota. Then I heard the good news that I was actually going to make a cameo and possibly a couple of other episodes. So I was pretty happy for me to not only still be with the Pacers but also be able to do something that I always said I wanted to, be on TV for something other than basketball at some point in my life. I’m happy I was part of the show.

Phew. Close one.

Tim would have been inconsolable if Hibbert had been dealt to the Wolves.

Aziz and Detlef broing it up.

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Reggie’s Sister on SI Cover in 1985

by Jared Wade on January 21, 2010 at 8:55 pm · 1 comment

Just came across this cover from the SI Vault over at Fat Shawn Kemp, which is a Tumblr you all should be following closely. I thought you would enjoy. (h/t @jeskeets)

UPDATE: This one, this one, this one, this one, this one, this one, this one, this one and perhaps even this one or this one might interest you as well.

cheryl miller SI cover USC

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nba jam

News that a new version of NBA Jam will be coming out exclusively on the Nintendo Wii swept the nation in recent days, leaving millions — perhaps, billions — (or at least one guy who runs a Pacers blog, anyway) ecstatic with nostalgic glee.

I don’t have a Wii — yet — but I will own this game very soon. And much like me, GP and Kemp used to back in the day, I will own you at this game very soon. Seriously, you don’t want it.

Back in the day, the Pacers were a serviceable, if not particularly good team. Still, Reggie could get hot, Detlef was pretty versatile and Derrick McKey was good at shoving people to the floor.

Unfortunately, however, it looks like today’s Pacers might be just as mediocre, according to Will Leitch and Joe Delessio’s “What Would NBA Jam Look Like Today?” power rankings. I suppose it shouldn’t be surprising, but it is still depressing. It’s like the Pacers are now even retroactively terrible in 16-bit form. Or something.

Then again, I guess 11th is considerably better than they are in real life right now, so I’ll take it. And at least Danny Granger will provoke a ton of “From long RANGE!” comments by the play-by-play guy, who, as evidenced here, is probably a Top 10 game-caller of all time and right up there with Marv, Chick Hearns and Johnny Most.

Below is the Eastern Conference breakdown from the New York Magazine piece.

Do you agree with this Pacers lineup of Granger/MDJ/Murphy? I would take Hibbert over Murph for shot-blocking/shoving purposes. Murphy would actually be decent given his size, ability to hit threes and his penchant for somersault dunks from the free throw line with his sneakers ablaze, but you probably need MDJ on the bench in case you’re up against a really good turnover-forcing lineup (like Kobe/Artest, maybe) and you need to sub in a ballhander at the half.

But even more importantly, who would you take for your All-Time Pacers NBA Jam three-man lineup?

I’m going with Granger, JO and Jalen.

East NBA Jam Power Rankings

I’m pretty sure Philly got hosed here. Iggy will be Pippen Lite in NBA Jam.

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